Sempo-Tahoe: Top Dog of Search. This is the Top Dog Blog spot for!!

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Website Statistics Blew Up the Server

Sammyb~ here! Well who else would it be. Anyway, I thought I would pass along some interesting statistics related to my pet club website. Sort of a recap, so to speak.

With Willy, I launched the site on 9/17/04. Since that time we have received 3230 visitors.
Top Referring sites: - 222 - 124 - 113 - 99 - 67 - 65 - 62 - 60 - 57 - 50 - 49 - 41 - 39 - 33 - 32 - 25 - 23

Thank You for all Your Support!!

Sincerely, Sammyb~

Sunday, October 10, 2004

I hope to speak on behalf of the Pets at SEORADIO

I am busily working away with a translator to see if I can get onto We think it would be a great way to get the word out about Top Dog of Search. Stern is taking us, so we think we can get on I'll have bethabernathy call Brad Fallon tomorrow about it. Willy will put it on her calendar.

We think we are going to the SEO Road show in S.F. bethabernathy said she would drive us down there. My beemer broke down, so she's taking us in the Hummer.

We had a nice Cat named Walter sign up today. He self appointed himself as the Commander and Chief of our Canadian Chapter. He's real purrrrrrrrrrty.

I took those other people's survey today. It was hard answering the questions as I am a dog and my revenue is kibble, but I do run the adsense on our site, so I thought that I qualified.

If you would like to vote for me, I am running for the top dog of search.



Friday, October 08, 2004

Listen to our Message Pee Brain

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A Message to 1Pee

We have 33 pets who are planning a surpeeze attack:

Another One Bites The Dust:
Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go

Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too Another one bites the dust

How do you think I'm going to get along, without you, when you're gone
You took me for everything that I had, and kicked me out on my own

Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him you can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you I'm standing on my own two feet Out of the doorway the bullets rip repeating the sound of the beat

Thursday, October 07, 2004

PRWeb: Our Statistics have Sky Rocketed

Sammyb here!! We have gotten the word back via bethabernathy that our read # for our Top Dog of Search press release has reached an all time high. In 4 days the press release has received 17,564 reads. Wooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo!!

Other news, our survey is in full swing. Sam is winning as the Top Dog of Search. Take time to vote. It is for the greater betterment of search engine marketing worldwide. The final results will be determined in 1 month. You will never ever see such a finding. Our experts will analyze the data and you'll see the terrific findings we come up with. We will keep you posted.

I Walk The Line

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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Who Are Those Bad Boys

Sammyb here!! We are noticing a trend, a club, of sorts. Their the bad boys of search. They might let us in, because, we think WE BAD too. They real bad, whooooooooooo hooooooooooooo!!

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Survey: Who's Top Dog of Search

With all the survey's related to search going on, we thought we must do something. So last night, in about 15 minutes, we came up with the survey, Is Sam the Top Dog of Search? We really want to know what you think as we plan to publish the results world wide. This, very serious study is headed up by some bad black hat dogs. We might get Grommit in on it as he is bad a**.

More news, our press release has received an award from Mike Grehan. bethabernathy is going to S.F. in the spring to collect the kibble he has awarded us. While, you may have seen me driving my new beemer, I don't drive all that well, I am a dog. My name is Sammyb and I am the Sempo Tahoe the Top Dog of Search, please vote for me.

One other item. We want to publicly announce that we are quitting our day jobs to run Sempo Tahoe and to participate in the padded room at SEW. You may ask, how will you survive on Kibble alone? Well its fairly simple, we do it for the good of search worldwide. And we can survive on kibble, that is the beauty of the Organization, so to speak or bark....

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Our 1st Press Release with PRWeb

I am very excited to announce that Willy and I have put together our first Sempo-Tahoe press release. We worked all night long to gather the content together and it is going out tomorrow via PRWeb. They offer this as a free service. The press release is to announce our 3 new legal advisors, the ferrets, behind bars. They have been doing a bang up job in jail.

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Tell A Friend - Its New!

I am so excited. Willy learned asp and set up a Tell A Friend about Sempo-Tahoe to Promote our Pet club + 1 hat.

Friday, October 01, 2004

We Think We've Found Frank

I've gotten the Ferrets together to try and locate Frank. We think we found him over at 1Pee ext. 2528. It would be Frankie. Wow, those Ferrets work fast. They must be bored in Jail. They contacted the prosecutor's office in Hamilton County, who said that they should file a police report with Fishers Police Department. They could take care of the situation for free. Oh ... they are in Indiana, same place as the host. I'll keep you posted. I have to talk with the Ferrets again, but they are behind bars, so I have to make an appointment with the warden first.